Having been travelling all over the world recently and meeting a lot of new people I have made many observations into the behaviour of the natives and so I have compiled some of my findings and now present:
Trevor Mcinsley's Top Five Disturbing Conversation Starters
1. "What's that film where Samuel L Jackson plays the black man?"
2. "I have a dead body in my basement."
3. "So the bathroom is down the stairs, right at the washing machine and then to the left of the door marked 'Dungeon' right?"
4. "I was Justin Timberlake in a past life."
5. "Is that blood on your shirt?"
Trevor Mcinsley's Top Five Psychotic Chat-Up Lines
1. "You've got really great skin, mind if I wear it?"
2. "Your eyes are amazing, I can't wait to add them to the collection."
3. "Wow, I can't believe I met someone like you, three in one week, what are the odds?"
4. "What do you mean 'why are there bones all over my floor'?"
5. "Yes that's blood on my shirt, what of it?"
Sorry, I spent a disproportionate amount of my time in the south of America, I'll try to compile some of my more palatable findings next time.
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